this sort of thing is hard to avoid because they don't even need your DNA, if they have the DNA of one of your "family members" and they find your DNA somewhere, that family member will come up, and they can search through your family, look at your DNA and photo ID and find you that way

if they have a DNA database of 20-30% of the population they can statistically pick out around 95% of the population, and if you're not found that also gives them a lot of info about who you could or couldn't be

Hillary was working to collect the DNA of the UN's Ban Ki Moon, so i mean the US gov is def interested in this shit in some creepy way, and they've already solved crimes using it

draw a picture of this flywheel bike please

how long a temporary ban are we talking? you almost have a good subreddit idea, everyone is an alien and they interact with each other, just need stat points or some way to make it interesting

women annoy me as well, mostly because i have a hard time getting them to fuck me, but i don't blame them for the most part, they don't seem to enjoy it as much

you should stay away from dating sites, that way you won't have to hear about feminism

the wow signal is just an open target for scientists, like with any other law of nature, they'll make up dimensions or other bullshit that can't be disproven - as well as proven - and if they have a degree to go along with it, they'll jump all over each others' cocks

wow, smart and blonde!

maybe you're becoming reptilian yourself... maybe you and reptiliandude aren't so different...

i have dreams that tell me not to buy things, one time i was going to buy a bag of skittles from a gas station, but then i remembered a dream where i bought skittles from a store and realized i could save 50 cents

yeah i'm mildly proud of that comment, i'll be tamer from now on, i don't mean to harm your sub

it wasn't a joke, though maybe i'm just retarded or something because such a superior advanced being as yourself obviously assumed i was joking

btw let me know if u want to mate, i've always wanted to have sex with a giant birdlike creature

there's no sound in space

checkmate