Sharpen_The_Axe commented on "Who controls the food supply controls the people; who controls the energy can control whole continents; who controls money can control the world." - Henry Kissinger reddit
Dig if you will the picture:
A Kayeen middle manager pouring over graphs and projections, sweating into his asshat and stress-eating space Twinkies at ludicrous speed.
"No no no no! This is bad! This is very bad. They are multiplying like rabbits and they have almost figured out quantum entanglement. Fuck....fuckfuckfuck!
Where did it all go wrong? What was the inflection point? Let's see here....steam engine...metallurgy...the wheel....fire...FIRE!
GOD DAMN PROMETHEUS! That snake. That serpent!
Well that's it. Fun is over. No more fire. No more gas stoves.
You veel eet zee bugs und you veel cook zem on electric stove... If vee let you.
A'el Samantha! Get me a secure drop line to AOC's brain (God I hate going in there). We need to put out a statement."
Sharpen_The_Axe commented on My apologies to American Airlines reddit
When we finally answer the beacon, the message won't include the Fibonacci sequence. We will demand to speak to the manager.